i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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