Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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