He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
My vagina is officially offended.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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