70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I think people are normalizing furries
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