Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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