Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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