oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Randomize
