normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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