It's Friday. Sex?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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