i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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