Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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