Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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