You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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