He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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