quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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