38 yer olds are good kisserssss
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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