Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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