Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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