The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
She swung at the pinata with crutches
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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