He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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