I'm lost and stupid without you.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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