Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
