He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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