I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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