You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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