so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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