and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
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