remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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