pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
The best revenge is premature balding
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
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