i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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