somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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