Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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