On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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