But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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