Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
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