In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
