I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
No subtext here. People are naked.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
i drank out of a bidet.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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