do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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