I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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