My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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