so let's talk penis.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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