he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I party with great urgency now.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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