Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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