my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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