It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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