Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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