But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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