i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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