I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Randomize
