Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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