Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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