Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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