Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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