we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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