Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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