I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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